The Best Beards in Wrestling
While the wrestling world buzzes about the next big match-ups, we here at The Beard Club have a more pressing question: Which titans of the top rope have the best-looking beards? We’ve scoured the rosters and found a few championship-caliber chins, as well as a few that could benefit from a trip to the barber, and we’re going to rate them on a scale of 1 to 5 beards. So, whatcha gonna do when The Beard Club runs wild on YOU?!
The NXT Tag Team Champions Hanson and Rowe sport two majestic manes worthy of the titles they hold. The Viking-inspired duo come equipped with manes that stretch down to their hearts, creating a menacing visual for any team that stands against them.
Rating: 4 out of 5 beards
Before joining WWE, El Idolo’s well-shaped beard used to be covered by a mask, and we’re glad he’s finally letting it breathe. If he should ever put the mask back on, a Beard Comb can set those facial features straight again after a show.
Rating: 3 out of 5 beards
The Bulgarian Brute’s manly beard and cold stare strike fear into all of his opponents, helping him crush the competition on a weekly basis. With that robust, full-bearded chin standing across the ring, who wouldn’t be shaking in their boots?
Rating: 3 out of 5 beards
When he’s not protecting the current WWE Champion Daniel Bryan, Rowan should try to beat back some of those wild red whiskers with some Sandalwood Balm. It’s environmentally friendly and can help him tame that majestic red beard of his, a total win-win!
Rating: 2 out of 5 beards
The late Anvil and one half of the Hart Foundation was instantly recognizable by his trademark goatee and maniacal laugh. These are whiskers worthy of a Hall of Famer. With a little Beard Wax, you can aim to rock that look as well.
Rating: 5 out of 5 beards
We’re not surprised that a man who used to be called “The Drifter” has a beard that needs some shaping up, but we can certainly help him out. A Boar's Hair Beard Brush would be a good start. You try telling him that, though.
Rating: 2 out of 5 beards
The Big Show has found himself a Big Beard in recent years, giving him a fresh look two decades after his debut. The long, scruffy whiskers coupled with his recent weight loss make for an imposing look...as if being 7 ft tall wasn’t imposing enough.
Rating: 5 out of 5 beards
We’ve seen a lot of big beard on this list, but there’s still something to be said about a well-groomed chin. The thin mustache and five o’clock shadow mutton chops frame his face well as he soars in the ring. With a couple pokes with a proper Mustache Comb, he can keep it looking straight and fresh.
Rating: 4 out of 5 beards
WWE Hall of Famer Hillbilly Jim may have one of the most beautiful beards we at Beard Club have ever seen. A little bit of our Beard Oil and that mane will shine like the midday sun down on the farm.
Rating: 5 out of 5 beards
Both of the expertly shaped beards on the former RAW Tag Team Champions Dash and Dawson make us want to SAY YEAH! A finger’s worth of our Beard Cream will keep those chins perfect for every title defense.
Rating: 4 out of 5 beards
The Big Dog’s menacing stare is only enhanced by his gruff goatee, but we’re wondering just how tough he’d look with it grown out. A few weeks with the Beard Club Growth Vitamin Spray ought to answer our questions.
Rating: 2 out of 5 beards
The Scottish Psychopath’s goatee/chinstrap combo frame a face that screams “I’m going to hurt you” to everyone he faces. The Beard Club Original Balm will nourish that psychotic scruff and help him keep it that way
Rating: 3 out of 5 beards
The former WWE Champion’s environmentally-focused outlook may draw the ire of fans, but we get it: A breathtaking beard like that needs to be maintained with only all-natural products. Luckily for him, everything in our product line is Earth-friendly, so we can help him in his cause.
Rating: 5 out of 5 beards
From the days of WCW to his recent return to the ring, Bill Goldberg’s trademark goatee is one of his defining features. If he ever wanted to turn it into a full-length beard, our Growth Vitamins could easily do the trick.
Rating: 3 out of 5 beards
Braun Strowman’s beard is the perfect beard, equally impressive in length and body. He doesn’t need to do a thing to it, unless he needs a Stainless Comb to help him groom it once in a while. Otherwise it’s great and that’s all we have to say. Please don’t hurt us.
Rating: 5 out of 5 beards
The newly crowned WWE Champion is an inspiring story of triumph and perseverance. His championship-worthy beard has us all feeling the Power of Positivity every time we see it, BAYBEEEE!
Rating: 5 out of 5 beards
And that’s the bottom line, ‘cause Beard Club said so! What about you, brother? Which wrestlers do you think top the beardy charts? Tell us on Twitter, FB or Instagram!
